I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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