Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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