i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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