Its about making memories worth repressing
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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