so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
