Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently you make a good broom.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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