i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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