one two three fourrrrnication!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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