If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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