Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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