Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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