Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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