Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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