i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
