He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
