Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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