do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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