Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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