Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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