i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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