is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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