Don't you send me to vm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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