it's not cheating when I paid for it
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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