We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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