You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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