worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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