North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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