You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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