You're so nebulous sometimes
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
