Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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