wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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