no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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