Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Congratulations! We have a period
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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