just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i out mim tonsoeep
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