As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would ride that face into the sunset
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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