if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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