Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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