The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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