Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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