also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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