if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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