thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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