Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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