did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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