Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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