any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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