you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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