Fine. I'll sleep in my office
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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