Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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