i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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